I’d like to be in on the ground floor just once. I’ve pretty much been late to all the major parties. Checkered Vans. Coldplay. Instagram. YOLO. And, now it’s apparently too late to be hip to bitcoins. The Winklevoss Twins are buying it all up and the market has seen the digitial currency rise to […]
The Press Junket: A Song Blog
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Happy Welcomeaccepting!
It’s an honor again this year to accept your thanksgiving for me. You’re welcome. The ipoetlaureate enjoying a turducken with kin: Performed by theipoetlaureate. Music produced by, who else on Thanksgiving but, pumpkinFoot. Today’s blong here: [wpaudio url=”https://thefreshjunket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/5dd8f-thanksgiving-1.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”You’re Welcome“]
State Fair
So apparently you enrich Uranium by centrifuging the atomic material until it separates into two distinct isotopes. The fission of one of those isotopes is particularly effective in creating heat/energy. And at a certain enrichment level, bombs. Poetically, the nuclear deal with Iran, itself, is a little like a centrifuge. Or maybe that Gravitron ride […]
The Scarlett Red and Royal Blue
Written and performed by theipoetlaureate. Music produced djclutch. Today’s blong here: [wpaudio url=”http://www.ipoetblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/phillipines-1.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”How Do We Stay“]
Glitch in the Matrix
Every new generation of the iphone, introduced, has more bugs than a Looney Tune. Or a coon dog watching an episode of Breaking Bad. Google maps sent people to an airport runway. The first people that buy a new technology get hosed. Costs more. Works less. Like a 3-D television. Two things are true about […]
Love Hurts Too
In honor of the Walking Dead premiere tonight and watching romantically with your significant, albeit potentially undead, other, a Press Junket love song and classic below. As many of you are aware, my wife has walked among the non-living for years now. Dead eyes. Blood lust. Poor hygiene. Travels in roving packs of girlfriends to […]
An Anniversary: Three Years of News Rap
Somewhere right around here, I almost gave up on news rap. But, then I remembered that the world needed news rap, and I refused to quit or apologize for continuing to put news inside of rap. 3 years and counting. To all my visitors, friends, family, followers, and fans, thank you. Performed by theipoetlaureate. Music […]
Bright Side
Trust me, it wasn’t for lack of trying. To contract it, I engaged in all the traditional and recommended activities. But, apparently I’m impervious to mononucleosis. I mean a month off from shool?? I would have made it with Mrs. Fink and drank a bottle of baseball team back wash, for 30 straight days of […]
Sailing is Not a Sport
I realize that the future of the nation’s access to Hydrocodone and suppositories presently hangs in the balance, but an opportunity to explain one of my longstanding personal theories on a deep cosmic question has finally presented itself, in the sailing of the America’s Cup and historic victory of Team USA this week. What is […]
PTA
Adam Carolla’s exhausting, howitzer-style commentary falls into one of three categories: 1. Wildly offensive, profane, vulgar, mysoginistic, borderline racist; 2. Non-lude/non-bigoted but still wrong; and 3. Pure-cane genius. I was never into what I surmised about his type of comedy. The Man Show. Crank Yankers. Love Line. More recently, Carolla has become a kind of […]
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