I know about small capillaries. Ridiculed for years at my self-diagnosed claims about them, medical science has vindicated me. (The prior link is illustrative of a small-capillary syndrome and not specifically indicative of mine. Although, the “smallish brain” and accompanied by “brain abnormalities” is certainly familiar.) Even still, my diagnosis remains largely anecdotal, from extremities […]
Tag: NFL
Kelly Slater is Not a Sport
Kelly Slater, the livingly legendary surfer, apparently just did this: Some are reporting it as a 540 (as in degrees). Others as a 720. I don’t really care. However characterized, it’s wildly unimpressive. But, it does give me an opportunity to repost one of my longstanding personal theories on a deep cosmic question, to the […]
Football Fantasy
The hardest fantasy football song ever written. This is for all the “girls” in my fantasy football league that I’m going to embarrass again this year at not-real football. [My apologies to real girls everywhere for using your gender so pejoratively. While I don’t think you’re less capable at fantasy football than men, all the […]
Deer Blind
For those of you who don’t own any camouflage, wooden duck calls, or lawn gnomes, a deer blind is a kind of small, single or double occupancy, hunting shelter, typically elevated, that disguises the gunman from Bambi. I guess the simple advantage of a long-range firearm and scope is apparently not enough imbalance in the […]
Delay of Game
So it looks like the NFL referee labor lockout has come to a close. For the first three excruciating weeks of the season, they’ve been using replacement officials not fit to call a foosball tournament. They’ve mishandled more calls than AT&T cellular. In their disdain for the replacement crews, however, fans have begun to irrationally […]
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