In honor of Earth Day, Tim Tebow is a Philadelphia Bald Eagle. In the wild. Performed by the sintax.the.terrific. Produced by pumpkinFoot. Today’s blong here: [wpaudio url=”https://thefreshjunket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/520b1-all-things-1.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”All Things“]
Category: sports
God’s Grayson
Here’s to Grayson Allen, the National Champion Duke University Men’s Basketball team, and the Jekyll and Hyde in all of us. Devil inside. Written and performed by sintax.the.terrific. Music produced by Sir Chamberlain. Today’s blong here:
Extinction Level Event
I originally posted today’s blong upon news of his trade to the Lakers. Steve Nash has formally announced his retirement. Maybe the last of a breed. Performed by the sintax.the.terrific. Music produced by dj clutch. Today’s blong here: [wpaudio url=”https://thefreshjunket.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/2198e-jurassic-park.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”On Top“]
March Mental Breakdown
There isn’t a billion dollars at stake this year, which sucks because I finally guessed a perfect bracket. Anyhoo. This year has brought a whole new meaning to the phrase “March Madness” for me. Basketball and my own. But, tomorrow the ball is tipped. Yours truly knows a little something about banging on the boards: […]
Personal Anthem (Phoenix Jones and Last Fan Standing)
Because, well, everybody needs one. All of song blogging is anthem writing, in a sense. Anthems for events and times and people. Taking topics uncommon, maybe even corny, to song writing and trying to find the kernel of real passion and humanity. Where is the glory and the grit in the story and sh!t? From […]
Free Running
As the trial of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev begins, I thought I’d recycle my Boston Marathon blong. I’ll plagiarize myself from two years ago. I can’t say it any differently: If you’ve ever been to Boston you’ve probably been forced to walk, likely by a mom or wife, some portion of the “Freedom Trail” against your will. […]
Here First
Give or take three years, I told you so. Plus I still have the knockdown and decision prognostications to impress and validate my freakish run of rap news soothsaying.
Cheating in Math
I know about small capillaries. Ridiculed for years at my self-diagnosed claims about them, medical science has vindicated me. (The prior link is illustrative of a small-capillary syndrome and not specifically indicative of mine. Although, the “smallish brain” and accompanied by “brain abnormalities” is certainly familiar.) Even still, my diagnosis remains largely anecdotal, from extremities […]
Kelly Slater is Not a Sport
Kelly Slater, the livingly legendary surfer, apparently just did this: Some are reporting it as a 540 (as in degrees). Others as a 720. I don’t really care. However characterized, it’s wildly unimpressive. But, it does give me an opportunity to repost one of my longstanding personal theories on a deep cosmic question, to the […]
Number 2
So with less than two outs a pop fly to the infield is a Hobson’s choice for the base runner on first. If he advances before the ball is secured, in order to avoid the double play, he will be doubled off at the base he evacuated after the infielder catches the ball. If he […]
