Give or take three years, I told you so. Plus I still have the knockdown and decision prognostications to impress and validate my freakish run of rap news soothsaying.
Category: prognostications
Insider Trading
There is a billion dollars at stake. That’s like 10 or 12 times a million dollars. At least. Let’s just say it’s a LOT. Like graphing calculator type stuff. And, so I have spared no resource in preparing my NCAA March Madness bracket this year. Expert statisticians. Advanced metrics. Historical trends. Time travel. I took […]
Piers Pressure
I was three years off in my prognostication. But, I told you so. This was never going to work.
One Shining Moment
It took me most of the evening but I feel pretty confident about my pick: Savannah College of Art and Design (SCAD) v. The Nashville Predators SCAD cuts down the nets. Performed by ipoetlaureate. Music produced by djclutch. Today’s song blog here: [wpaudio url=”https://thefreshjunket.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/b620c-joey-brackets-11.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”The Madness“]
iPredict 2013
Apparently nothing is going to actually happen in 2013. For my annual predictions blong, I spared no traditional fortune telling method to learn the truth about the upcoming year. Scrying. Time travel. Palmistry. The coin flip. I shook the eightball. Adjusted the tinfoil hat (is that a thing?). Tuned the forks. Put dice in the […]
Nail Biter
This is my electoral prediction for tonight. I’m predicting a Romney upset in Ohio and Virginia but that President Obama holds onto Pennsylvania and Colorado, and the White House, barely. Ohio and Virginia (and PA) are places precisely where voter energy and turnout has been overestimated in Obama’s favor. I do not think that Obama […]
iPredict 2012
Wait for it. Up through the ghoulish blue liquid the tiny icosahedrenal piece begins to settle against the plastic window. Appears to be “Outlook not so good.” Wait, or is that . . . “My sources say no”? With a wishful slight of hand I jostle the ball but can’t improve on “Better not tell […]
2011 NFL iPreview
It’s not my fault that the Republicans debated and the POTUS presented to Congress his jobs’ plan the same week as the NFL resumed “work.” I had a choice to stay faithful to the original purpose of this site and cover the week’s politics or I could do an NFL preview and drive traffic. Go […]
2011 College Football iPreview
It’s hipper to speak well of marching bands today than maybe in time’s past but, honestly, band kids still get it sort of bad. Unless, you participate in some hot step band troupe, it’s still sort of like ehhhh. Even there, no real celebrity attaches like with their counterparts in sport. More importantly, this time […]
Like Winning
I hate it when I’m right. Picked the Mavericks to win the NBA Championship on January 3. Begrudgingly restaked the pick at the start of the playoffs. Only problem: I’ve wanted the Heat to win the whole dang time. See, I’m a complicated frontrunner. I have a very particular hierarchy of fandom that I follow […]
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