You know how in every comic book movie the hero has a crisis of faith? Loses the girl. Suffers defeat. Questions himself. And, then just disappears. Retreated into solitude. To reconsider his purpose. To question his calling. Might review, from his fortress or lair, a video montage from his home planet and tragically deceased parents. […]
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News Genius
Oh if I had a nickel for every time I was called one. It also happens to be the name of a news archive site that now hosts lyrics to my Press Junket blongs! News Genius is a family of sites, including Rap Genius, which, in the tradition of Wikipedia, relies on crowdsourcing to accumulate […]
Call Me Maybe
You know the telephone game. Everyone sits in a circle. The first person whispers a secret to their neighbor, “I like to eat mushroom pizza.” And by the the time it circumnavigates the group it’s morphed into something like, “I liked to beat up my lunchroom teacher” or “I spiked a peach with a much […]
What Happens in Vegas: NMX Conference
I’m super excited to announce that I’ve been invited to speak on a panel at the upcoming New Media Expo (NMX) in Las Vegas, Nevada, January 6-8, 2013, about song blogging. NMX is “the World’s Largest Conference & Trade Show for Bloggers, Podcasters, Web TV & Video Series Creators.” This of course means that it […]
Done and Done
What a great American tradition. Love it. And, don’t think I wasn’t profiled and intimidated! Check back for more election coverage tonight. I hope to be bringing you all the breaking news from in front of an enormous digital 3-D American Flag and bald eagle. And yes I only have one outfit. But, what’s more […]
Oh No They Didn’t
Don’t think I won’t blong slap the people who did this to me and my South Carolina confederates. There are only like 4.7 million of us. So, they e]]><![CDATA[ssentially have ALL our SSNs. I'm seriously stunned. If anyone tries to pass themselves off as theipoetlaureate, make him freestyle the preamble to the Constitution. If he […]
The Dog Ate My Homework
No song. Spent 5 hours in the ER with my son, who broke his arm last night. He snapped the radius and ulna clean. For the second time. He can’t seem to break it without making some elaborate consonant out of his forearm. Last night was something like a “v.” We’ve done the “w” too. […]
The Reviews Are In . . .
Some of my biggest fans are spam. These trolling algorithmically generated comments really know how to make a man feel good. It’s indecipherable flattery like the following that gives me the strength and inspiration to daily press on. You know thus considerably relating to this subject, made me in my opinion consider it from a […]
Half-Life
Please check back. I have a weekly round up loosely based on the suspicious almost-discovery of the Higgs-Boson particle presently under construction.
Moonlighting
In case you didn’t believe me. Sometimes you have to play the role. Let the haters hate.
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