Sugar Plums

A crowd favorite, I get knocked out by a Salvation Army volunteer in today’s blong. Make sure to check back all week. Still on news rap holiday. End of year material in the works. And, yeah. That’s a pillowed cassette tape deck and Grand Taxonomy of Rap Names poster. Be jealous this Christmas if you […]

Shiny Things

Every year our family mobs deep in the Honda Odyssey, eating Trans-Fat-Free Krispy Kreme and checking for seasonal lawn decorations. It’s become one of my favorite traditions. Along with shopping road rage, of course. I probably would have used a certain merry hand gesture to express my displeasure the other day but I was too […]