I was pretty sure this had already been resolved 25 years ago. Santa is plainly black: But, every year I take an extra second to make the case. Most people I talk to agree that a child is entitled to think Santa is black. But, they usually think so for a bunch of really wrong […]
Category: holiday
An International Holiday
My man Haralduz7 from Norway, on the instrumental and chorus vocals, invited me to get down on his holiday jam. So, I did. Gledelig jul. Lyrics here.
Performed by ipoetlaureate. Music produced by Dave Santos. Today’s blong here: [wpaudio url=”https://thefreshjunket.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/e21a4-christmas-lights-1.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”Christmas Lights“]
Every Year
Written and performed by theipoetlaureate. Music produced by dj clutch.
Back to School
And, now for my annual and inappropriately scholastic double entrendre. Written and performed by theipoetlaureate. Music produced Dalama Jones. Lyrics here. Today’s blong here: [wpaudio url=”https://thefreshjunket.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/acbf1-pick-up-lines-1.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”Pick Up Lines“]
And He Was Numbered With The Transgressors
Sometimes it causes me to tremble. Performed by the ipoetlaureate d/b/a sintax.the.terrific and playdough (collectively deepspace5). Music produced by Alex Goose. Today’s song blog here: [wpaudio url=”https://thefreshjunket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/98dbc-02-rise-1.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”Rise“]
Advice and Consent
I’m especially thankful for Presidents this year and their constitutional, if not limited, authority in nomination. My wife took this on our recent trip to observe it first hand. Yeah, I know. That’s not the White House. But, trust me on this one, Happy Presidents Day to me. Performed by theipoetlaureate. Music produced by nomold. […]
Yeah, We Had One
A snow day. Don’t forget to download Year Three for free. Performed by theipoetlaureate (d/b/a sintax.the.terrific). Music produced by re:flex the architect. Today’s blong here: [wpaudio url=”https://thefreshjunket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/18f2c-01-snow-day-1.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”Snow Day“]
To Me
I was born on this day many years ago. And, so, in a sense, was news rap. I think this calls for a vintage Swatch.
The Twelfth Day
Performed by Rap King Cole a/k/a theipoetlaureate a/k/a sintax.the.terrific. Music produced by Freddie Bruno. Today’s blong here: [wpaudio url=”https://thefreshjunket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/2c3ef-10-lament-of-the-diamond-star.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”Lament of the Diamond Star“]
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