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North Korea released this statement, today, about a “Special Operation Action Group,” ambitiously proposing the annihilation of South Korea within a very narrow timeframe: Once the above-said special actions kick off, they will reduce all the rat-like groups and the bases for provocations to ashes in three or four minutes, in much shorter time, by […]

Les Miserables

Apparently wild ideological swings are not exclusive to American politics. Francois Hollande and incumbant Nicolas Sarkozy have advanced to the Second Round of France’s Presidential Elections. March madness or mma style, I guess. Sports frolic: Jon “Bones” Jones defeated Rashad “Suga” Evans in a lopsided and unanimous decision Saturday night at UFC 145. (Where else […]

A Failure to Launch

It’s really too easy, right? The subconscious inferiority complex latent in a phallic rocket that fails to launch? As we’ve discussed previously in blong, North Korea insisted on going forward with a missile launch otherwise condemned by the United States and the rational portion of the international community. North Korea said that its rocket launch […]

Almost Famous

I meant to get this out last week. The buzz has simmered some now. I had a show last Friday night and as I was walking through the lobby I saw, on an overhead monitor, George Clooney in handcuffs. He and his dad were protesting Omar Al-Bashir outside the Sudanese embassy, when they were arrested. […]

Trouble

I had a rough day. A little stressed out. Wasn’t gracious with my wife or children. Anxious about some upcoming projects and responsibilities. Tired as crap. Had other music collaborations to knock out before turning to this around 1:00 am. Popped my first 5-hour energy. That has to be a spiral gateway to meth amphetamines. […]

Baked Ziti

Riots in Greece over the new bailout and concomitant austerity measures. Even on the brink of economic ruin, people aren’t willing to do with less. Imagine trying to talk “sacrifice” on a national scale here in America at any point prior to the bankruptcy of ESPN and the unavailability of nuggets and chicken tenders. This […]

Atomic Chivalry

No, really, me first. I insist. There are strong signs that Israel will attack Iran to ensure that its nuclear program does not come to any sort of functional and capable and lethal fruition. This straw stirs the classic debate over preemptive military measures against autonomous states for what is, in any meaningful sense of […]