Merry Christmas. Performed by ipoetlaureate and Sojourners Music. Music produced by djclutch. [wpaudio url=”https://thefreshjunket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/d195b-emmanuel.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”Evergreen“]
Author: The Fresh Junket
Naughty and Nice
To survive charity bullies this time of year, you have to be as tough as a tatted up Cracker. Merry Christmas Eve. Performed by Rap King Cole a/k/a theipoetlaureate d/b/a sintax.the.terrific & rheomatic. Today’s blong here: [wpaudio url=”https://thefreshjunket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/36422-08-salvations-army-1.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”Salvation’s Army“] Salvation’s Army can be purchased at itunes.com.
In Orca News
In the words of Calhoun Tubbs, “Wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Hear it goes!” At exactly one, I am the world’s leading expert on Sea World Orca raps. No one has dedicated more of their life’s work to the rapping of Orca related topics than me. To the extent such dedication […]
Rising Action
I write for a living. And, so I enjoy good copy and a nice turn. But, whoever is doing the correspondence for North Korea is plainly from the future of writing. Or maybe the sideways of writing. Like a type of writing that runs parallel to actual writing. He’s like the North Korean Homer. Or […]
Miracle on MLK Jr. Blvd.
I was pretty sure this had already been resolved 25 years ago. Santa is plainly black: But, apparently it’s an issue of some continuing debate. An African American high school student was told by his teacher that he couldn’t be Santa because he was black (and Santa is not, I guess). The boy was “embarrassed” […]
Brian Boitano
That’s right. The ipoetlaureate taking his kids on the high side, Apolo Ohno style. Performed by ipoet. Music produced by djclutch. Today’s song blog here: [wpaudio url=”http://www.ipoetblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tree-trim.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”Tree Trim“]
Blowmold B-boys
Santa Claus is coming, son. Performed by ipoetlaureate. Music produced by Dave Santos. Today’s blong here: [wpaudio url=”https://thefreshjunket.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/e21a4-christmas-lights-1.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”Christmas Lights“]
Sour Purple Grapes
I hate Las Vegas. They beat us by exactly 31?! Unbelievable. For those that don’t remember or didn’t know or who still don’t care, my Furman University Paladins played two-time defending National Champions, North Dakota State Bison, in the second round of the Division I FCS football playoffs last night. They lost 38-7. I had […]
Superlative
Truthfully, I’ve read maybe 250 pages of Long Walk to Freedom’s 750 or so. But, between the movie Invictus and this meat pie I had once, I’m pretty sure I can fill in the gaps. Plus my brother-in-law is a South African ex-pat and so that makes me almost native by the commutative property of […]
Sweet Home
In case you’ve been on hold over at the Affordable Care Act website for the last five days, the fate of a defending, two-time national championship team is on the line. A series of improbable events have put a dynasty in jeopardy. Its mascot, a rumbling, horned behemoth of a creature, hunted for millennia, looks […]
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