I was three years off in my prognostication. But, I told you so. This was never going to work.
Author: The Fresh Junket
Advice and Consent
I’m especially thankful for Presidents this year and their constitutional, if not limited, authority in nomination. My wife took this on our recent trip to observe it first hand. Yeah, I know. That’s not the White House. But, trust me on this one, Happy Presidents Day to me. Performed by theipoetlaureate. Music produced by nomold. […]
Will You?
As always, this is dedicated to all the men who have some difficulty planning Valentine’s Day. Wait, that’s redundant. To all the men. Happy Valentine’s Day to my beautiful and gracious wife. Performed by ipoetlaureate. Music produced by juiceboxjackson. Today’s blong here: [wpaudio url=”https://thefreshjunket.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ff3d0-be-mine.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”Be Mine“]
Yeah, We Had One
A snow day. Don’t forget to download Year Three for free. Performed by theipoetlaureate (d/b/a sintax.the.terrific). Music produced by re:flex the architect. Today’s blong here: [wpaudio url=”https://thefreshjunket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/18f2c-01-snow-day-1.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”Snow Day“]
Where I’m From
It’s sort of a joke among friends that I claim everywhere as my hometown. So, I’m originally from Detroit. Well, actually I was born at the University of Michigan hospital in Ann Arbor. But, we lived in Pontiac. For four whole years. So, I’m really from Pontiac. But, I claim all three. And, I’ve seen […]
Manopoly
Janet Yellen broke it. Up until her confirmation this week, the Federal Reserve System was chaired by a long line of these guys: But, our obsession with demographic firsts is pretty stale. Numbers don’t really care. You go, girl. Performed by the ipoetlaureate. Music produced by djclutch. [wpaudio url=”http://www.ipoetblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Monopoly.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”Homemaker Equity“]
To Me
I was born on this day many years ago. And, so, in a sense, was news rap. I think this calls for a vintage Swatch.
2013 Year in Review
What did you expect from a year that ended in the number 13? Tasteful pop star performances and privacy on your cellular calls? 8, 20, 14, 17, 39 and 7 in the Mega Millions lottery? (If so, that’s a really, really specific set of expectations.) I mean, it was never going to go well. It […]
AVAILABLE NOW: YEAR THREE Album Release
The entire song anthology from this site’s third year of operation is now officially available here. At 42 songs it’s notably shorter than it’s predecessors but no less news rappy. It includes smash hit blongs about deer antler spray, beef with an entire State, a lost cat, and a song about the Boston Marathon bombing […]
The Twelfth Day
Performed by Rap King Cole a/k/a theipoetlaureate a/k/a sintax.the.terrific. Music produced by Freddie Bruno. Today’s blong here: [wpaudio url=”https://thefreshjunket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/2c3ef-10-lament-of-the-diamond-star.mp3″ dl=”0″ text=”Lament of the Diamond Star“]
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